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Neil Williams

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"A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it" - George Moore
"So he says 'do you love me?', and she says 'no, but that's a real nice ski mask!"
"Beware any enterprises that require new clothes" - Thoreau
"Don't just stare at it, eat it" - Patrick Bateman

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Neil's attempt at achieving nirvana
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August 29

Wee Update

Hey everyone,
 
I just added the last photos i took of Japan and the photo's i took off Brisbane when i was there on the way back.  I also added some bar photos and photos of Osaka Aquarium to the Osaka section.  Some of the photo's are ok, some are terrible :)
 
Life in Wellington, New Zealand is ok on the whole.  I'm pretty lonely being in a house all by myself with only the dog to keep me company, and i always have heaps on my mind.  I haven't been as productive as i would have liked.  Been pretty slack on editing my movie and i still haven't got my Learners Driving Licence yet, but i have bought the Road Code, so that's a start.  Not much news apart from that, except that Anita and I have started dating again, but we're taking it super slowly so we dont mess anything up this time.
 
Lots of love,
 
Neil xoxoxo
August 23

Summer Sonic '07

Hey everyone,
 
Bryan becuase he is the awesomest sent me the photos he took at Summer Sonic.  So i just put them up.  If it seems like all we did all day (well me and James anyway) was stand in front of a fan, well, you're pretty much right.  It was probably about 30 degrees, and this magical device sprayed very very light water through these fans were very quickly got you drenched but stopped us from dying basically. 
 
When we got there we saw Mstr Krft in the dance tent, then we moved onto Brett Anderson, formerly of Suede in the Sonic Stage, then we got food, checked out some cool shit, saw Bloc Party, followed by Manic Street Preachers followed by Kasabian all on the 2nd biggest stage, the Ocean Stage, then went up to see The Offspring on the Sky Stage, it was amazing.  I saw 3 bands/artists who've i've wanted to see for years and years and years, sdo i couldnt have been happier.  I sweated out literally 4 litres (becuase i drunk around 8 500ml Pocari Sweats and didn't go to the toilet once), it was extreme.
 
Something i'll remember forever.  Check back here soon becuase i'll upload the photos i took of Brisbane.
 
Until next time, listen to some of the above mentioned groups, they're awesome!
 
Neil
August 22

Back In The USSR... Well NZ anyway.

Hey everyone,
 
Sorry i havent updated this in so long, i've just been having too much fun back in New Zealand :P The trip back was ok, but my advice to anyone reading, NEVER overfill your suitcase so it ends up being over 31kgs, becuase you will encounter somewhere where there is stairs, or somewhere where you have to drag it for miles.  If you're lucky enough to be me, you get both.
 
Started work on my film, but very very slowly.  Trying to remember even how to edit to be completely honest, it's tricky.  Oh well, i've got ages.  Also reading the Road Code so i can get my Learners Level Driving Licence.  And i went swimming yesterday for the first time in ages, my legs felt like jelly after half an hour, but it was a good workout. 
 
My parents left for the UK a while ago so i am home by myself, and it gets kinda boring and lonely.  At least i have my dog to keep me company :) Soon i'll upload some photos of her and my house.
 
Hope there's still some of you that check this every so often, cos i will start updating it more, just with short updates.
 
Seeya soon,
 
Neil
 
P.S. I thought i'd add some photos to the bottom of the blog, save yoyu scrounging throuhg lots of old photos to see them.  They are courtesy of Yumi and some are from trips to B-Trip (bar) in Osaka, some are from Akane's Farewell and one is from Erica, and it's me with everyone's favourite Hong Kong action star.  Peace.
 
August 07

Hiroshima - Part 1

Hi there,

It's now Monday, most of you will be returning to work after the weekend. I will to, but it is my very last day at Nova.  I'm incredibly sad about it in a lot of ways and very happy about it in a lot of others.  But this blog is not about that, this is my better-late-than-never blog about my trip last week to Hiroshima, on today the 62nd Anniversary of the Atomic bombing.  Enjoy.

So Tuesday morning, i woke at about 9 o clock, deliberately.  I had been really tired so i treated myself to a wee sleep in before i dashed off to Sannomiya in Kobe to catch the bus to Hiroshima.  I said goodbye to Tristan (Luke was in America at this stage) and went to the station. 

Upon arriving about an hour later in Sannomiya i quickly grabbed a juice and possible the nicest danish i have ever eaten and went to the bus station.  Pulling out my "watashi wa Hiroshima ikitai" (i would like to go to Hiroshima) i was given a pamphlet by the amused ticket man.  I looked at it with utter shock and disbelief.  The only buses of the day left at 9:20am and 4:45pm.  I had to sit down i was so shocked.  I was saying to myself "this is so fucking typical of you Neil, leave everything till the last minute, never organise anything, and look, now you're fucked". 

So next step in the process was what the hell was i going to do.  I started thinking about what i could do instead, go to Koya-San down past Osaka, or go to American Town in Osaka but i didn't want to do either, and i had told everyone i was going to Hiroshima.  When i told them i didn't go they would be so disappointed.  So i txted Tristan and told him the bad news and my two options, either dont go, or go on the Shinkansen (bullet train).  He said yup, catch the Shinkansen.  I agreed, and told him i was off to Shin-Osaka to catch it.  "Shin Osaka?" he replied, "just go to Shin-Kobe".  Having never heard of Shin-Kobe and it wasn't on my map i wandered around for ages (Tristan wasn't answering his phone anymore).  I saw a sign which said Shin-Kobe and i figured out i had to catch a subway there, and catch it i did.

I raced upstairs and talked to the information desk who usually speak English.  I asked her when the trains to Hiroshima go and how much they cost.  She had no idea, she was just an information desk for people coming to Kobe.  "Great", i thought.  So i stood in line and waited, thinking "how on earth am i going to communicate what i want to know".  As luck would have it i said to the man when it was my turn "Do you speak English?", and flawlessly came the reply "yes, very well".  So i found out the ticket cost 92,000Y (about $95, about twice as much as the bus) and that the next train left in 15 mins.  I bought the ticket and raced up to the platform.  I txted Tristan told him the good news and jumped on the beast of a train when it came in.

The Shinkansen is a wonderful experience, i'm so glad i went on it.  It's not really like catching a train at all, to me it felt like catching a plane, just a plane that never leaves the ground.  It is so smooth that you cant feel it turn corners and you cant hear the rails.  The seats are aeroplane seats, with tray tables and everything.  The cabin has that same overly-clean, semi-hygenic look that planes have, and there is a woman with a cart with food and drink that comes up the aisle.  After just over an hour  mostly spent watching not-as-blurry-as-you-imagine cities and countryside go by, we arrived in Hirshima. And i felt great. It felt awesome that i had chosen to catch the Shinkansen.  Now when people say "did you catch the bullet train?", i can say "yes, yes i did".

Hiroshima is not a very big city geographically and it doesn't rely on an intricate subway system like most Japanese cities.  Instead it has what it calls Streetcars, which are essentially trams (i'm sure there's a difference but damned if i can see one).  So consulting the key and realising the red one would take me past the A-Bomb Dome and Peace Park, i jumped aboard.  For a flat fee of 150Y the streetcars will take you anywhere around the city basically, so after paying my money i jumped off at the Genbaku Dome stop (thats what the Japanese call the A-Bomb Dome i found out). 

As soon as i got off the streetcar and walked up to the Dome i was struck dumb by it.  I'm not sure why, in a lot of ways it's not that impressive, but in other ways it is.  Looking at it you could imagine the mushroom cloud exploding 600ft above it and the fireball emanating from it and just destroying everything.  I had only been there like 2 minutes, and read one plaque, but already i had tears in my eyes.  The Dome used to be a market and a performing arts centre at different times i believe, at the time of the bombing it was being renovated for an orchestra performance i believe.  Everyone inside were killed instantly but because it was almost under the bombs epicentre it wasn't flattened like 99% of all the other buildings were.  As you can see in the phots it was blasted and broken, the warped and twisted, but it stayed up, and the people of Hiroshima chose to keep it up as a reminder. 

I looked out at the river running through Peace Park and how beautiful it is.  I was there on an absolute corker of a day, hot, not too muggy (for Japan anyway) and beautifully sunny.  The river sparkled and shon and across the other side there were people painting a mural.  I closed my eyes and i was reminded of a book we read at school i believe called merely Hiroshima but i may be wrong, in 5th form for English.  I remember how all the people rushed desperately to the river becuase they felt on fire. Their skin had melted off and was hanging hanging off them  like material.  Most had had their clothes and hair incinerated by the sheer heat (up to 5000 degrees C on the ground when it exploded) and it was said that those who saw the light radiating when it exploded had their eyes dissolve in their sockets.  It haunted me then and it haunts me now.  I could see the people lying face down in the river, however when i opened my eyes, the river was a brillriant blue again, but i was silently crying.

On my way over the bridge i saw an old man, probably one of the last few surviving hibakusha (those alive at the bombing) talking to a group of school children.  It made me smile that the young were still being educated about it, but i'm not sure for how much longer.  The hibakusha will die and less and less school tour groups are going to Hiroshima, which is very sad. I took a photo of the memorial they were at, it's the one with the angel.

Across the river in Peace Park there are many memorials, including one to the Korean victims of the bomb,the flame that wont go out until all nuclear arms are destroyed and a small mound where all the ashes of the bodies cremated following the bombing were put. But the main one that i saw a lot of people around was the Children's Memorial.  It depicts a girl (presumably Sadako who i'll come to later) holding a giant paper crane.  A guy spents his whole day underneath ringing a bell every ten seconds or so.  Surrounding the memorial are glass cabinets full with literally millions of paper cranes.  Some are on a big strands, others very cleverly make pictures and they range in size from one about 1cm long to one i saw about half a metres long.  They get replaced incredibly often because so many are sent it.  Usually made by schoolchildren.  I found it really amazing and tried to take some photos that showed it well, but they came out kinda naff.

Heading south through Peace Park towards the museum i was suddenly aware of how unbelievably hungry i was.  I hadn't eaten since about 11, (it was now 3:30 ish) and i had only had a bowl of cereal and a danish all day.  I decided to go look for some food before going to the museum when i was approached by a woman about 30 and two little ragamuffins, about 2 and 3 i reckon.  She asked me whether i had a couple of minutes to which i said "of course!", feeling my stomach groan in protest.  Each of the children handed me an adorably cute card in their mother's handwriting that said (in pink or blue pen of course), "Hello! My name is Kokoro (or Rihito), I am 3 years old (must have been twins).  I like Peaches (or Snakes haha). I hope you enjoy your stay in Japan".  It was adorable and their mother tried to get them to ask me questions like "where are you from?" (they were shocked when i said Kansai region, hahaha, but then elaborated of course),  "What do you do?" and "Do you like Japanese food?".  It was hilarious.  After answering the questions she took a photo of us, i got her to take one for me too and i was on my way, or so i thought. 

 I took a mere 10 steps when i was approached by another woman and her childen maybe 6 year olds.  I smiled and went through the same routine again, this time my stomach actually screamed at me, i'm pretty sure.  After that i walked in the direction of a cafe i spotted when two girls about 13 ran up to me and very sheepishly asked "do you....uh....have a ...couple of minutes?".  I said "of course!" but was thinking "i think i'm gonna be trapped forever".  They were really shy but had the same questions for me.  One of them had really good English so i was able to talk to her for a wee while before we exchanged polite bows and left.  I had no energy to run for the cafe but if i could, i would have.

I got a cheesy bread thing, an ice cream and a Coke (yeah, really god i know, but i didn't notice they had a menu of proper food till after i had bought it).  I sat next to a woman and her daughter.  She started speaking English to me and got me to ask her daughter (who was about 11) questions in English to help her practice.  It was pretty funny, nice way to meet people.  When i'd finished my Coke it was time to leave.  So off to the museum i went, now happy and not wracked with stomach cramps.

The Museum itself costs all of 50Y to get in.  Its really nice inside, and gives a timeline of the city, and in turn, of Meiji Era Japan.  It has a lot of really cool artefacts in cases, of which people were taking photos.  I took one of the first floor but felt bad, even though i saw no signs saying not to.  A lot of the stuff taken from the time of the bombing is crazy.  Watches stopped at exactly 8:15, helmets warped, items of ceramic and glass fused together due to the heat into weird masses of material.  Two really remarkable items include a shadow literally blasted into a pair of steps.  A woman was sitting on the steps and the blast bleached the stone around her a different colour so now her outline is left in shadow.  There's also parts of building with pieces of glass lodged into the brick from when the windows smashed at such a high velocity.  There's also scale models of Hiroshima before and after the bombing, and literally maybe 3 buildings managed to stay up.  One of course being the Genbaku Dome of which there is a scale reconstruction in the museum. 

Past the history or Nuclear Weapons and how they work lies the very dark and very upsetting part of the museum.  There are wax models of people with their skin melting off, clothes burnt off stumbling.  Its very graphic and very horrifying.  There are countless photos of people burned, scarred, with lumps, bumps and bruises of all kind, some are some of the most terrible photos i've ever seen.  There are items, accompanied by stories, of school children's clothes, lunch boxes, toys.  Most of them got home from school, but next to all of them died overnight from their burns.  Those that didnt died from infection or radiation sickness.

The stories themselves are the kind of thing one had to read for oneself, i could never do them justice by summarising them here, so i wont.  The only thing i will mention due to the well known nature of it is the story of Sadako.  I remember reading a book on her in primary school and her quest to make a thousand paper cranes.  She was a seemingly normal and playful child until she got to about 8 and she stopped growing, got amazingly thin and was diagnosed with leukaemia.  She had been told that you get to a make a wish after constructing a thousand paper cranes, so she started making them in hospital.  I remember her dying before she got to a thousand, but she made well over a thousand, but she was never cured and died.  In the museum they have a sampling of her cranes, which were made from cellophane becuase original paper was so expensive back then.  The detail is incredible.  As she got sicker they became smaller and smaller until she was forced to use needles to fold them.  Some there are no more a centimetre long, its incredible.

I came out of the museum feeling very upset, upset at a lot of things, but mostly at man's ability to make his fellow man suffer so terribly.  I had a sit next to the fountain outside the museum and determined my next plan of action.  I needed to find a hotel, and fast, it was almost 4:30, and i wanted a bed to sleep in tonight.  So off i went into town on a quest to find a hotel.

Tristan had told me that there was business hotels "everywhere" and i had the katakana for "hoteru"on my hand but i wasn't seeing anything.  I spent half an hour or more walking up and down the main streets and finding nothing.  I found one, but it was charging almost $100 a night to stay, and i didn't have that kind of money.  Panic was starting to set in as the sun started setting.  It was just like in Kobe, "this is so fucking typical of you Neil, leave everything till the last minute, never organise anything, and look, now you're fucked".  In desperation i started walking down sidestreets.  I found this place called Hotel 7, but it turned out to be a bloody car park building.  And then, i turned a corner.  Staring at me were those beautiful words "business hotel".  "Millions" was its name, and it was going to be my hotel.  I fumbled with pointing and speaking English to him, and he got the point, single room, tonight only etc.  Cost me $58, which was all good with me.

The room itself was awesome, was so stoked.  The key was, well, HUGE!! See the photo, but luckily i have deep pockets in my gay boy denim shorts. I took some photos, laughed at the accessibility of pay-per-view porn, turned on the air con and smiled a wide smile, before collapsing onto the bed and falling asleep, the first bed i had slept on in almost 3 months.
...And it was goooooood.  I had forgotten how good a nice bed is, either that or i had just got used to the shittiness of a futon.  I woke up feeling refreshed, really bloody happy and hungry.  So i stuff my usual shit into my pockets and it was off to Okinomi-Mura for dinner!  

Okinomi-Mura is essentially this building with lots of little Okinomiyaki restaurants in it.  Okinomiyaki people say is a savoury pancake or Japanese pizza, but it aint fucking either, not even close.  Its just what it is, noodles, cabbage, egg, teriyaki sauce, and other stuff.  But the thing is, in Hiroshima prefecture they make it differently and it tends to be called Hiroshima-yaki by anyone else in Japan.  Instead of just flipping it together they kind of stack it and press it down, its very hard to describe.  Two places were full of gaijin, and there was nowhere to sit down so i pulled up a stool with japanese people and using every single piece of Japanese i know, i ordered some Hiroshima-yaki.  The conversation went something like this:

Me: "Hiroshima-yaki onegai shimasu" ("Hiroshima yaki please")
Woman: "hai, yadda yadda yadda?" ("yes", then something i didnt understand but clearly a question)
M: *shrug* "uhh, to nama beeru" (assuming she's asking if i want a drink, "and a beer")
W: "hai"
[makes hiroshima-yaki in front of me, i drop my chopsticks on the ground like an idiot]
M: "uhhh, o-hashi onegai shimasu" ("chopsticks please")
[after finishing and paying]
W: "yadda yadda yadda yadda? (.......)
M: "uhhh oishi, arigato gozaimasu" (assuming she's asking if it was good "yummy, thank you very much").

And that's pretty much how EVERY conversation i have in Japan goes.  Except replace "hiroshima-yaki" or "o-hashi" with "this one" or "these" most of the time.  Nothing like mixing and matching languages.  So after struggling my way through the hiroshima-yaki (which for the record i enjoyed more than how they do it in Kansai) and paid the 1200Y i headed back to the apartment.

I bought an ice cream on the way from a Lawson's (convenience store) and went upstairs and ran myself a hot bath thinking to myself, "this is gonna be the shit".  So i grabbed my book, my ipod and my ice cream and sat in the bath listening to Gwen Stefani and reading Neil Gaiman and eating somethig rather too rich. 
After 15 minutes however i remembered why i never have baths, they dont relax me whatsoever! I was overheating and getting all hyperventilatish so i jumped out, put on my free yukata and climbed into bed, reading.  I was asleep by 11, ready for my big day at Miyajima, starting at 7 in the morning.

Stay tuned for the next installment in my Hiroshima trip where i see yet more tame deer, animal mistreatment and the highest gondola i've ever had the privelege of being fucking scared on (and i promise i wont make it a gigantic novel this time.  For those of you reading this, congratulations on making to the end, you are a more awesome person for doing so).

Until next time, dont take a bath if you can take a shower.

Neil

August 02

Universally Speaking

Hey everyone,

So i thought i'd write another blog, even though i wont be able to post the pictures that go with it for a wee while. So on the two days off last week i went shopping, but more importantly, on the wednesday i went to USJ! USJ stands for Universal Studios Japan, but it's what everyone calls it round here :)

I asked Andrew if he wanted to go the tuesday, but he didn't want to, and he had had work on the wednesday, so i was on my own. Consulting the Lonely Planet i permanently borrowed from work i set off to Osaka around half past ten, still unsure whether i would go to USJ or the aquarium. When i got to Umeda station, the sun was shining beautifully so i decided to go to USJ.

Two different connecting trains later and i was Universal City. I put my bag in a pay locker and set off in the direction of the theme park. Universal City is very similar to the one in LA that i went to 6 years ago now. Its smaller, but has the same fundamental towered idea of restaurants with giant signs, with shops and stuff on the higher levels. I was pretty shopped out so i went straight to the theme park (but not before buying a Mega Mac from McD's, not two, not three, but four meat patties, which after eaten may shorten your life expexpectancy by two years).

After paying the roungly $60 to get in, i was confronted by a small town. It looked very very similar to the LA one, but i couldnt remember it very clearly so i was still amazed. Its great, as soon as i was in i was in a fantastic mood. There's just something awesomely positive about going somewhere where everyone is going to have fun.

I ran around like a widely grinning headless chook for a while (even though i realise this is impossible), taking shashins (photos) of everything, but then i regained composuremade my way to the ride i wanted to do most, the ride that i had the fondest (actually almost only) memories of, the Jurassic Park ride. On the way, after consulting the map, i walked past the Jaws ride. I saw a sign it read, "Wait 50 mins" in English. I was like "what!?!?! 50 mins? it's not even a ride in LA, its a part of the our now", so i was contined onto the JP ride.

The wait for the JP ride was also 50 mins, but i knew it was a good un so i was happy to wait the 50 mins in the blistering heat. There was water fountains every so often in the queue, but i was sweating like beast. Finally i got to the front of the ride and climbed aboard. It's basically a raft, like a white water rafting raft, with 4 rows of 5 seats. I was plonked on the end, so i knew i was gonna get drenched. You get taken round the "park" slowly, seeing different animatronic dinosaurs along the way. Then you go past the raptor enclosure and see they've broken out! You come to the powr plant and get wenched up abou 10 metres in darkness, with screams and machine noises etc. When you get to the top you drop down a few metres after seeing rhe raptors, then you turn the corner and there's the t-rex. It leans over the raft and roars, then the raft falls about 25 feet in think at about 20 degree angle. I knew it was coming of course since i had done it last time, but the anticipation was tearing me apart for the whole damn ride. And when it came it was worse than i remembered. I felt by stomach go up, but it kept going up at which point I was pretty scared. Of course, it's all over real quick, but its scary. You hit the splash pool at the bottom which send s up heaps of water, which of course came down and drenched my pants. It was a awesome rush and becuase i got the photo of me doing it in LA i bought the photo this time too (for about $13!), so i can compare them. I looked scared as hell in this one, gripping on for dear life :D

After that, it was about 2 o clock, and the next ride i wanted to go on most was the Back to the Future ride. I had been on it in LA too, but could not for the life remember it except that i knew it was motion master type thing. So after getting a nice man to take a photo of me next to a DeLorean (score!) i lined up next to a 50 yr old American lady with boob implants and waited the 20 minutes. They lead you into this room , the group was about 6 of us and a movie comes on. It's all in Japanese, but its Doc and he's basically saying that Biff has stolen one of the time-travelling DeLoreans and is causing havoc and we have to go chase him. So you get into the car and it closes behind you. At first i thought, "this is cool since i like Back to the Future so much more now, but it's still kinda lame", but then it goes like pitch black, and all this smoke pours out and then the huge screen around starts playing the trip thing. The car dives and rolls, and often really bloody sharply, so you've gotta hold on tight. You chase Biff through a lava world with Dinosaurs, an ice world, the future town from BTTF II, the regular town from BTTF I and then you kinda crash into him and he crashes into the time travel centre where Doc and some helpers apprehend him. Was pretty cool, and definitely worth doing.

Next on my list was the Spiderman ride. Now, USJ has been amazingly clever with this one. Its not at US LA, and its not based on the movies, since that's a Sony franchise, not a Universal one. However Universal have obtained the rights to the Marvel comic Spiderman so are essentially riding the success of the movies, brilliant. So the ride you walk through the Daily Bugle and there's all these signs of J. Jonah Jameson saying funny stuff, and awards and stuff. Then you collect these 3D glasses and get loaded into another car like the BTTF one, only bigger, holds 5 people per row and has four rows. The door swings down, you put on the glasses and away it goes. It's essentially a Haunted House type ride, but the 3D glasses make it really quite scary. You're following Spiderman about through New York, and car isn't on a simple track, it spins and tips on it's axis so its quite freaky. You encounter heaps of his villains, Doc Ock, Green Goblin, Electro, Aquaman, and the female Carnage/Venom whose name i forget. Using 3D effects they throw stuff, try and stab you and shit, and all this stuff looks like it stops an inch from your nose. They also use real life heat and water effects to add to it. At the end you get lifted up to the top of a building (lifted, but the 3D effects make it seem incredibly high) and then you're dropped down so you are caught at the last min in a Spidey web.

It was really cool, a lot better than i was expecting, and it was good since i hadn't done that ride before so had no idea what to expect really. Wasn't expecting a glorified haunted house, but for a haunted house, it was awesome. After that, i grabbed a frozen Fanta, accidentally tripped up a girl, and headed off to Jaws.

The wait at Jaws was about 20 mins by now, same as Spiderman. I was lucky enough to sit next to some very beautiful yound women, who were all really nervous for some reason, i mean everyone knows what its gonna be like. So you sit in a boat, holds about 20 people, i was on the end, again :P And he driver talks to the passengers (all in Japanese, so yeah, couldnt understand a work cept for onegai maybe) and he's telling them about Amity Island, welcome, pointing out stuff etc. Then a call comes over his radio and his starts hamming it up, panicking, pulls out a fake shotgun and tells everyone to be on the look out. Several robotic Jaws slide out of the water close to the boat, really thoroughly unfrightening, and he hilarious "fires" then gun at them, making explosions in the water. You go through this really dark garage thing, then emerge out the other side and the "Amity Gas Company" bursts into flames. Being on the side closest the heat was unbearable. I had never felt heat like it, i felt like it was burning my face off. Luckikly a Jaws comes up and the fire quickly goes out. Made me think burning to death would be the most horrible death imaginable. So at the end you go past the "Amity Electric Company" and the boat stops and a Jaws emerges, slightly rocks the boat, then you continue and ala Jaws 2, a realy red, bloody and scarred Jaws emerges with an electric cable in his mouth. Then thats the end of the ride, the driver says so lucky we were etc, and we get off. All in all i'm bloody glad i didn't wait 50 mins for it, but since it wasn't at the LA one, i'm still glad i did it.
 
Following the Jaws ride i walked about for a bit, wondering what to do. It was about ten to four. I found a "churrito" stand and stood amazed. I had these things when i as in US LA 6 years ago, but i could have sworn they were called churro's. So i bought a cinnamon one for 350Y and enjoyed it throughly. Its like a long star shaped donut which is thin and crispy and covered in sugar and cinnamon, gorgeous.

Realising the much promoted "Water Parade" started at 4 o clock i went and sat down on the main street side, but not before i took a few photos of my favourite stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The Water Parade was preceded by some white guy dressed up as Doc from BTTF and barely speaking Japanese and trying to get everyone to learn a dance for the parade. Didn't go off too well. The parade, as the photo's show, was a bit of a non-event. A lot of dancers in very small outfits, mostly umbrella themed. There were some of the Universal line of stars, Charlie Brown, Betty Boop, Sesame St etc and a few of the dancers squirted water guns at the kids on the side. They sung songs in English., then all of ten mins later, it was over. Fairly disappointed i went and lined up at the nearby horror themed theatre for a show called "The Universal Monsters Rock 'n' Roll show". Ooh, i had no expectations but i was to be very pleasantly surprised.

It was basically a rock and roll musical show starring the most famous characters from the Universal Horror catalogue.  So we have The Wolfman, Frankenstein's Monster, Bride of Frankenstein, Dracula, and of all things, Beetlejuice.  I'm pretty sure that they were all white except for Beetlejuice. The Bride was real hot, her hair was down with a white streak and she sowre a sexy dress, not like the stereotypical Bride.  Beetlejuice was essentially the MC, and the others only ever said stuff like "origato" in Japanese.  Songs they sung include Rock N' Roll All Night by Kiss, so that was awesome, One Wild Night by Bon Jovi, and a series of medleys involving sexy songs like Livin' La Vida Loca and other such dancing songs.  It was really awesome! I was so surprised at how good it was.  they only put on like 2, maybe 3 shows per day. so i felt quite lucky to have seen it.

Time had almost come to an end for me at USJ, but i decided to go to the Terminator Show before i left.  It starts with a woman coming in above the audience and she's supposed to be a rep for Cyberdyne Systems.  When i saw it in LA it was funny and entertaining, this time it was in Japanese, and i was tired so it was boring.  She shows a video of Cyberdyne's view of the future but half way through it get hacks by Linda Hamilton and Edward Furlong (the Connor's of course) saying they have to shut them down, its a lie etc.  The woman panicks and says forget about what you saw and then you all go into the auditorium.  Its very hard to explain but you sit in regular theatre like chairs but you put on 3D glasses.  Four huge robots emerge on the stage as it is supposed to be a demonstration of them for the first time.  After a little bit of time, some actors playing Sarah and John Connor  come out on stage along with an asian Arnie on a motorbike.  They shut down the robots that have gone haywire but out of a time rip comes T1000.  The 3D effects kick in, making him almost spike you in the face.  John and the Terminator go back into the rip and a video on three huge screen kicks in.  It kinda feels like Terminator 2 1/2 with them racing about fighting 3d machines, then blowing up this central core.  The explosion rocks the auditorium, and suddenly the chairs drop a couple of inches, and everyone yells.  Then it's over.  Its great, especially if you are a Terminator fan, but is quite hard to describe.  Also makes me sigh at the potential missed with T3, as i'm pretty sure James Cameron directed this one too.

So my day had come to an end.  I had psyched myself to go on the rollercoaster, it's not a particularly big one, but they terrify me, i have never been on one.  Still haven't.  I decided it can wait.  So being bloody buggered i headed home.  I accidentally caught the loop train the wrong way so i spent ages on it, and ages getting home.  The train stopped hilariously on the bridge going home, so we could see these rafts full of people in yukatas and jimbeis with lanterns and stuff, was a huge festival.

As i write this, i have just gotten back from a weekend in Hiroshima, so forgive my memory, these events were now over a week ago.  And i am sooooooooooo tired, i'm dropping dead at the computer.  You'll find at why when i write the Hiroshima blog ;) Stay tuned!

Until next time, get some sleep, i'm going to, and it's gonna be goooood.

Neil

P.S.  Just added all the photos. they're at the end of the Osaka album, there's heaps! Enjoy